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Eddie’s Guide to Latino Culture, Vol. 1

One of the most helpful things you can do for yourself while living in a Latino community is to learn Spanish. Without it, you can’t communicate efficiently with the locals, you lose customers, and you can’t tell when someone’s talkin shit behind your back. As everybody knows, everyone gets a hang of the cuss words first, so here’s a list of the phrases you’ll probably end up using the most.  You’ll need to master all forms of the word “Chingar”.  I’m sure you’ll be able to figure out the meaning on your own:

“chingando” (fucking, or fucking around)

“chingada madre” (generic curse, translated loosely, this means “fucking mother!”…come to think of it, maybe it actually means “mother fucker”.)

“chingon!” (the fucking man!)

“chingate!” (go fuck yourself)

“chingadazo” (a nasty fucking accident)

“veta a la chingada” (go to hell, fucker!)

“chintrole” (variation of “chingada madre” for pussies who can’t actually say “chingada madre”)

and of course, the invaluable “Chinga Tu Madre” (“Fuck you and your nasty ass trick turnin’ mama”…or something like that).

Well, I hope this has proven helpful.  I’m also fully aware that this list applies  mostly to, or around, Mexicans – Puerto Ricans have their own slang, Cubans have another.  But Mexicans are the coolest.  Stay tuned for more installments of “Eddie’s Guide to Latino culture”.

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