Bow-Gate: Faux News Reaches for The Stars
THE INTERNET IS “ABUZZ” BECAUSE OF YOU, DIPSHIT!
WHO GIVES A FUCK!
This is what one of my homies calls “reaching”. This is what happens when you run out of things to say about a man, so you gotta reeeeeeeeach a little further and grab any any irrelevant shit that you can find. What’s funny is that I’m sure there’s lots of other shit Fox can do to ruin Barack Obama’s credibility, and they wouldn’t even have to dig that deep. Come on you lazy fucks, you’ve done better than this.
It’s almost as if they know they can count on their usual gang of bumpkin fucktards to get all hot and bothered over this non-issue, something to rally around after the whole “Obama is Hitler” thing got old. After all, there’s enough of them around to make Sarah Palin rich and famous. If any of you happen to be reading this (as if you read), I seriously despise you. I despise you, and your philosophy of arrogant exceptionalism. Get the fuck over yourselves you mindless idiots.