Coffee for the masses.

Sure, it’s wrong to pick on the mentally insane…

But I’m sure you can make an exception for Glenn Beck.

Now for what I think of Glenn Beck: he is a man who embodies the time-honored philosophy of dualism, in that he is both a douche and a blubbering old vagina.  Seeing as he’s a vaj and all you’d think he’d use his douche powers to rinse out the reeking void that is his soul, but alas such is not the case.  He cries on cue as much as Bill O’Reilly screams and for much the same reason; they are both masters of false outrage.  Then again, given Bill O’Reilly’s famous temper, his outrage may actually be half true.

Glenn Beck on the other hand, is truly an actor.  The insult on my intelligence inherent in attempting to appeal to my emotions is too great, especially coming from a man who does not sincerely feel those emotions.  I think when the cameras stop rolling he high fives the cameraman.  And forget about how he says it – the man’s words alone can cause the thinking part of your brain to retreat and surrender in awe of such powerful stupid. He’ll make up some random shit that sounds great and makes perfect sense in his own mind and in the minds of other mouth-breathing yokels and future lone gunmen like the asshole who just shot up 13 people in Binghampton, New York.   Bill Maher pointed out on his show last week that it was this kind of hysterical fear-mongering talk that egged on paranoid lunatics like Timothy McVeigh.

How bat-shit insane is Glenn Beck? Check out this quote:

“Al Gore’s not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization. The goal is global carbon tax. The goal is the United Nations running the world. That is the goal. Back in the 1930s, the goal wasget rid of all of the Jews and have one global government. You got to have an enemy to fight. And when you have an enemy to fight, then you can unite the entire world behind you, and you seize power. That was Hitler’s plan. His enemy: the Jew. Al Gore’s enemy, the U.N.’s enemy: global warming. Then you get the scientists — eugenics.You get the scientists — global warming. Then you have to discreditthe scientists who say, ‘That’s not right.’  And you must silence all dissenting voices. That’s what Hitler did.”

That’s right.  He just compared global warming to the Holocaust.

And if he IS in fact sincere, he is a total fucking lunatic, a hysterical monument to crazy.  If Glenn Beck truly feels an intense flurry of grieving emotions every time he thinks about 9/11, global warming, or Barack Obama, then he should be on meds – or strapped to a bed and administered electroshock therapy.

Little known fact: Glenn Beck is the worlds leading supplier of batshit.

Little known fact: Glenn Beck is the world's leading supplier of batshit.

Fuck I hate that man.  Glenn Beck can chow down on a bowl of ass.

And for no particular reason I give you the photo of the fucking year.  God bless Stephen Colbert.

Stephen Colbert, ready for action in a diaper.

Stephen Colbert, ready for action in a diaper.



21 responses

  1. themadjewess

    Yeah right, Glenn Beck a ‘jerk off’ out there fighting for ALL of us, and YOU think he’s a jerk-off.

    How many joints are you smoking…….mannnn…?

    August 18, 2009 at 12:11 am

    • The irony inherent in your last sentence is hysterical. I’ll let you figure out why.

      August 18, 2009 at 12:36 pm

      • themadjewess

        Tell me whats WRONG with Beck, besides what the Bolshevik media tells you

        August 18, 2009 at 10:26 pm

      • If neither my lengthy blog about him nor his syndicated freak show didn’t do anything to convince you, then there is nothing more I can say to you. Reason alone will not sway you. See my latest blog on “The Conservative Church“.

        Pop quiz: Tell me, what do General Electric, Viacom, and Time Warner, have in common with Vladimir Lenin?

        A: Nothing at all. Corporations are not liberal; they honor no philosophy other than “make money”. They are private multinational corporations only interested in making a profit. Their goals are completely at odds with Lenin, Bolshevism, Communism, or anything even remotely resembling socialism. Please, stop being ignorant.

        Bolshevik media…are you fucking high?

        August 18, 2009 at 10:43 pm

  2. themadjewess

    ‘Bolshevik media…are you fucking high?’
    Come on, Erav-Rav Jews ARE in charge of CNN, MSNBC, NPR and all these other sicko, anti-American “NEWS”, actually ‘controlled media.’

    I am a JEW, I know what enemy Jews do.
    Beck is a patriot, yes a little dramatic, but nonetheless a patriot, and deserves better than this nonsense that people are writing about him.
    Read this IF you want to know what these impossible animals do:

    “The Children of Israel traveled from Ramses towards Succot. There were about
    600,000 adult males on foot, besides the children. The Erev Rav also went up with
    them”. (Shemot 12:37-38)

    “The Erev Rav delay the redemption much more than all the
    nations of the World”
    (Raaya Mehemna-Sefer Ha Zohar)

    August 19, 2009 at 11:57 am

    • I’ve never met an anti-Semitic Jew before. Now I’ve seen everything.

      BTW, how do Erav-Rav Jews = Bolshevism? I thought Communists were atheist…

      August 19, 2009 at 4:45 pm

  3. themadjewess

    Right…just b/c I am Jewish, I automatically have to LIKE people like Barney Frank, Boxer, Feingold, Schumer, Feinstein, Sunstein, and all of the other ilk that CALL themselves Jews and are a WORSE enemy to Jews than the Muslims are?

    Erav-Rav had you read it, are sorcerers, magicians, and LYING soothesayers. They are SATANIC, just like the JINOs in power.

    You like namecalling, don’t you?

    I REFUSE to take up for people that have made my life MISERABLE by their forsaking God.

    August 19, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    • So you know for a fact that “people like Barney Frank, Boxer, Feingold, Schumer, Feinstein, Sunstein” have forsaken God? Furthermore, are you really saying that by their having done so it has actually made YOUR life miserable? Sweet Jesus, you have issues.

      August 19, 2009 at 9:51 pm

  4. themadjewess

    You must not know what anti-semitism REALLY is.
    They are NOT Jews. They have most certainly forsaken God, if I could quote it so you could understand it;
    “They bear no fruit”

    August 19, 2009 at 11:49 pm

    • They’re not Jews? That’s certainly news to them

      August 20, 2009 at 12:23 am

  5. themadjewess

    They are NOT REAL Jews, they have screwed up America. NO REAL Jew afiliates with these anti-God, self-hating traitors.

    August 20, 2009 at 11:30 am

    • Are they not Jews simply because you say so, or because they’re not as psychotic as you?

      August 21, 2009 at 12:26 am

  6. themadjewess

    Yeah right… Barney Frank a Jew….mm hmmm

    August 21, 2009 at 11:49 am

  7. themadjewess

    ‘they’re not as psychotic as you?’

    Ed…now come on… ‘psychotic?’ thats not really a tolerent liberal attribute 😦

    August 22, 2009 at 11:27 am

    • I’m not really a tolerant liberal. Tolerant liberals tend to get stepped on – hence the reason Democrats are such pussies. Think of me as a progressive with fangs.

      August 23, 2009 at 8:53 am

  8. themadjewess

    I dont see that at all. I see conservatives and Christians being kicked and shoved out of their own country. LIBERALS are pushy and oppressive.

    August 24, 2009 at 7:49 pm

  9. themadjewess

    You are saying this was/is/was never a Christian nation. How sad.
    My family has been here on my dads side for over 300 YEARS, and you are saying this?
    You bring PAIN.

    September 2, 2009 at 11:25 am

    • Sorry to burst their bubble, but the amendment that prevents the establishment of any one religion means that this is a pluralistic society shared by people of all faiths and non-believers as well. So yeah…this is not a Christian nation.

      September 2, 2009 at 9:06 pm

  10. themadjewess

    You will have to explain it to the graves of 10,000 soldiers at Arlington

    September 2, 2009 at 9:22 pm

    • No, I don’t. They already know. It’s what they died for.

      September 2, 2009 at 9:27 pm

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